007

007

Beautiful Bond-girl to Bond: “So, 007, what is your name?”

Bond: “Bond, James Bond”.

Girl: “Ah, James Bond”.

Bond: “No, Bond James-Bond”.

Girl: “I see. Hello Mr. James-Bond. Or should I call you Bond?”.

Bond: “Bond would be fine. And what is your name?”

Girl: “Pussy, Pussy Galore”.

Bond: “Interesting—Pussy Galore”.

Girl: “No, it is Pu Sygalore, of the Sygalore family”.

Bond: “Yes, the Sygalores—I’ve heard of them. What should I call you Ms. Sygalore?”

Girl: “You can call me Pussy, everyone does”.

Bond: “And why is that Pussy?”

Girl: “Because of my magnificent vagina, of course.”