Two Songs

I Will Never Love You

 

You say I’m the one for you

You say we are perfectly in tune

But I don’t like the way you walk

Or how your voice is just a squawk

 

I will never love you

No, I will never love you

 

You tell me you are hurting inside

You say I hurt your pride

I’m sorry you feel such despair

But I just don’t have it in me to care

 

I will never love you

No, I will never love you

 

Believe me I don’t like to see you cry

I understand your pain and I know why

You wait at my door

And implore and implore

 

But I will never love you

No, I will never love you

 

It’s best for you to go away

You only try my patience

I mean you no harm, I can honestly say

But I really can’t stand your presence

 

For I will never love you

No, I will never love you

 

I don’t want your love

I don’t need your touch

Your body leaves me cold

It’s time you left me alone

 

For I will never love you

No, I will never love you

I will never love you

I will never love you…

 

 

Canadian Woman

 

Canadian woman, come around to me

Canadian woman, don’t let me be

Please come knocking on my door

I wanna see your pretty face some more

There’s nothing more important to do

Than spend my time growing old with you

 

Now woman, don’t stay away

Canadian woman, listen what I say

 

Canadian woman, come stay with me

Canadian woman, don’t let me be

Please come knocking on my door

I wanna hold you close some more

You know your love can hypnotize

So come and sparkle in my eyes

 

Now woman, don’t stay away

Canadian woman, listen what I say

 

Canadian woman, said come to me

Canadian woman, don’t let me be

Please come knocking on my door

I wanna see you pretty face some more

You know I need your velvet sheen

You know I need your sex machine

You know your love can hypnotize

So come and sparkle in my eyes

 

Canadian woman, don’t stay away from me

Canadian woman, don’t let me be

 

I gotta get to you, I gotta come today

Baby, I gotta come, I wanna come and stay

I gotta have you, woman

I gotta be with you, woman

I gotta be with you today

I gotta be with you today

….

With thanks to Dolly and Canada.