A Great Speech

A Great Speech

I gave a great speech last night, possibly one of the greatest. Forceful, tough, commanding respect. I shouted it all the way through at full volume and top speed. No one else has ever given such a powerful speech. I would give it A+++. It shows what great shape I am in. People say I lie, but everyone lies, you know that. I call it negotiation, the art of the deal. And I love my country, so that’s ok. I am actually one the very best “liars” (negotiators) the world has ever seen. It has made me rich. It is making America great again. It helps that I have that guttural rasp to my voice—Melania loves that. People pay attention to my voice. Some have compared it to a chainsaw. I covered all the bases, insulted all the right people—and my insults are famous. I avoided mentioning all the murders we have been committing. That takes IQ, and mine is higher than anyone’s, especially Obama. Of course, all the losers with TDS will very unfairly criticize me, but I don’t care because I am the PRESIDENT and they are not. They are very nasty people. They started all the wars I have ended, all 37 of them. Actually, slavery was a Democrat hoax, like the Cold War. They hate our country. Merry Christmas everyone! And you can thank me for bringing that back, as well as common sense. Also, Jasmine Crockett should be thrown in jail!