On Being Cool
The concept is ubiquitous without being properly defined.[1] Yet we all know what it is (well, not all of us). John Lennon was cool, Paul McCartney not so much. Steve McQueen was cool, but not Sylvester Stallone. Brando, Newman, Redford, Jagger, Presley—all cool. For me, it starts with the hair and the clothes; then the voice, the attitude, the stance. But the concept expands out from there and cries out for abstract definition. A marked feature is what we call independence, autonomy, detachment, lack of conformity. Integrity is central. Humor matters. Originality too. Intelligence is indispensable. Accomplishment is required. James Bond is one salient model: handsome, well-dressed, beautifully spoken, imperturbable, perfect taste, can do everything. Plus, the women love him (this is cool 1950s style). Bond doesn’t go around like he owns the place; he doesn’t care whoowns it. The cool customer is all these things, with the perfect footwear of course.
But are these people really that cool? Bond doesn’t even exist. And nor do the actors: they play cool characters. They are not so impressive off-screen (inarticulate, ill-educated, inept). Rock stars are none too brilliant and can’t even hit a tennis ball. So, who is really cool? It is necessary to be widely accomplished, a cut above the herd. Ideally, a person should be adept in the mental, the physical, and the artistic. Like a musician who is also a writer and skier. Or a baseball player who is also a classical pianist. Or a fashion designer with an advanced degree in physics. Best of all a rock star who writes acclaimed philosophy books and pole vaults—as well as wears the right shoes and makes you laugh. Now that would be cool. But there is no such person; actual people tend to be disappointingly limited. No one is an athlete, a musician, and an intellectual—and looks like Paul Newman. So, is it that people are only relatively cool compared to others? Only fantasy figures are truly cool—or gods. Of actual people, who comes closest to the ideally cool individual? Barak Obama comes close, you say. I see your point—he is a pretty cool dude. I have heard Tom Brady suggested. I am sympathetic to Jamie Foxx and Richard Feynman. But no one seems to me to have the requisite range—the missing Bond factor. No one is really cool. Certainly, no one in philosophy is.
Or am I forgetting someone: what about that philosopher who plays drums and guitar and sings, and also does many sports (tennis, table tennis, kayak surfing, knife throwing, skateboarding, trampoline, mountain-biking, etc.)? Also, motorcycling. And I hear he is a cool dresser with a nice collection of sneakers and an excellent sense of humor. I forget his name at the moment, but you know the guy I mean. Didn’t something funny happen to him a few years ago?[2]
[1] I have written about this subject before: see my “Being Cool”.
[2] I have confined myself to cool men here, but if I include women, I have an immediate nominee: Abby Phillip. However, I don’t know enough about her athletic and musical coolness to be definitive.