Trump’s Christmas

Trump’s Christmas

Yesterday was a holiday—from Trump. Nothing on the news about hm. No one killed or deported or insulted or demeaned or defamed. It was a welcome relief. But it set me wondering: when will he re-name Christmas “Trump Christmas”? When will he monetize it? He clearly envies Santa his popularity and there is a buck to be made selling Trump-themed Santa suits to the masses (the gold trim, the long red tie). No dwarves, though, but big strong manly men boasting about their military conquests and blowing people up. Don’t worry, he will be back soon, grinning and grimacing, demonically and dementedly, because he withers away if the spotlight is not on him. Merry Trump Day, everyone!