Animal Worship
If you google “animal worship” you will get some surprising results (I did). It turns out that animal worship (“zoolatry”) was much more widespread than might be supposed. It is present in nearly all ancient religions and extends right across the animal kingdom. I made a list: bears, whales, cattle, sheep, goats, dogs, horses, elephants, hares, deer, wolves, foxes, cats (big and small), tigers, monkeys, hippopotami, birds, serpents, crocodiles, fish, scorpions, dung beetles—but not kangaroos or mice or worms or butterflies. In those bygone days there were no supernatural gods of vaguely human caste, multiple or unitary; it was just ordinary animals divinized. Early humans saw divinity in nature. They revered and worshipped the natural world. But this form of religion was steadily erased over time (or so we are taught), discarded as the primitive thinking of primitive humans, eventually leading to a religion of supernatural semi-humans. In the end we had God in the singular—viewed as not animal at all (scarcely human). The natural world was left behind as an object of worship, ritual, inspiration, awe. This process was gradual, with traces of zoolatry retained. The Greek gods had animal associates or counterparts (Zeus had the eagle). The Abrahamic religions made the firmest break with zoolatry, though Judaism did make use of lions, deer, and birds in its symbolism. Even in the New Testament we find reference to the lamb, the dove, and the serpent. Still, animals were no longer worshipped for themselves and as such. Religion had progressed beyond these crude beginnings, moving on to more rarified deities and dogmas. You wouldn’t be caught dead giving thanks to a monkey or a crocodile, or even depicting them in your shrines. Oh no, we had advanced well beyond all that; now it was angels and omniscient omnipotent beings existing outside space and time. Zoolatry was a species of idolatry (the golden calf, etc.). We might choose to think of the Holy Spirit as a dove, but that was only to give this hazy idea a concrete relatable form; we didn’t think that the Holy Spirit is a dove (that very bird). We passed from zoolatry to theism, as it is understood today.
But there is one marked difference between these two belief systems: animals exist but supernatural beings don’t. That’s a big difference. There are no agnostics or atheists regarding animals; you don’t need faith to believe in them. Thus, a lot of people don’t believe in gods anymore. They are then left with no religion at all—nothing to worship, revere, celebrate, idealize, emulate. This lack of existence is a bit of a loss compared to more primitive times: the new religion of supernatural beings is difficult to believe in, existentially. It’s a far cry from naturalistic zoology in this respect. Indeed, the entire history of religion since its Abrahamic formulations has been fraught with ontological questions—quantifier hesitation, as it were. What if this kind of anxiety eventually undermines the whole enterprise? What if agnosticism and atheism come to be orthodox? Religion, as we now know it, will be gone, extinct. Whatever feelings motivate it will be left to dangle, robbed of suitable objects. This is likely to be the situation if current trends continue. The advance of religion from its animalistic beginnings will lead inevitably to its collapse after a few thousand years of dominance. Is this an entirely good thing? Is there a way to keep the good and discard the bad? Can there be a non-theistic religion worthy of the name?
Perhaps you see where this is headed. What about a return to zoolatry? Aren’t the seeds already there? Have we ever really left it behind? For we have always been fascinated by animals, drawn to them, in awe of them, fond of them, slightly afraid of them, mystified by them, symbolically obsessed by them. They are like us but curiously different—rather like the Greek gods, in fact. Isn’t the King of the Jungle a sort of zoological Zeus? Animals are capable of amazing feats, superior to us in many ways, also beautiful. Just think of birds: they sing, fly, dazzle, and delight. Some of them even talk. There are people who spend their lives observing them. The eagle, in particular, excites feelings of transcendence and awe (but let’s not forget the humble budgerigar). It isn’t that God created these marvelous creatures; rather, they created God—in that they suggest the idea of God to us in embryonic form. Zoolatry led naturally to theism, because it incorporates the religious impulse. Angels are thought to fly and even have wings. Then too, we have a thriving pet culture, which taps into ancient emotions. After all, we depend on animals, or did: to feed us, clothe us, move us around, keep us warm, keep us company. They perform many of the functions traditionally ascribed to God. They give us each day our daily bread and deliver us from evil. They deserve our worship, or at least gratitude. Children love them. They are different from us, but not too different; we almost know what it is like to be them. Who does not thrill to the sight of a lion or tiger, or whale or elephant? We are primed to admire them. They populate our thoughts, shape our feelings, entertain and amuse us. Above all, they exist, observably, warmly; and they are willing to be our friends. Like God, they never let us down. It is really quite surprising that we insist on viewing God as a member of our own species, though vastly magnified and upgraded; why not think of God as bird-like or elephant-like, but much enhanced? God might be a woman, but he also might be an eagle. Why are we so sure God is a man? Isn’t this suspiciously speciesist of us? If we think that we have spirits in some sense, why not extend this privilege to other animals? Many people have thought that animals have souls—and I don’t doubt that they do (though not immortal ones, sadly). All in all, animals are suitable subjects for a religious attitude, though not the attitude encouraged by our modern Abrahamic religions (and what good have they done us?).[1]
What would such a religion look like concretely? Black Beauty and the Dr. Dolittle books would be sacred texts, required reading, sources of moral instruction—as would many other animal stories. Moby Dick would be for adults. Zoology at school would be mandatory. Animal rights would be normal and accepted. There would be animal holidays—Bird Week, Cat Day, Dogmass. There would be get-togethers on Sundays devoted to animal studies and hymns. Darwin would be revered. Children would be made aware of historical animal abuses in school. There would be iconography devoted to animals of different kinds; art galleries of animal portraits and scenes. There would be a Mona Lisa painting of a beautiful gazelle or horse. We would be steeped in animal imagery, animal literature, animal science. We would have animal friends. There might even be animal religious denominations. Imagine an animal-centered Catholicism! It sounds pretty nice to me: good for them, good for us. It would be a return to our religious past, but with all the modern trappings of civilization. We never really left this past psychologically, nor should we have. It might lead to saving the planet. It might end religious conflict. It might even revolutionize politics (though given human nature, that may remain a den of vipers). You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.[2]
[1] Let’s remember that Jesus was part animal, because part human; and we have worshipped him. God could have inserted part of himself into another species of animal, say a bear, and then we would have worshipped that animal. The incarnating species is contingent. After all, God is supposed to have created animals and thus installed something divine in them, as in us; so, even from a theistic perspective, there is nothing wrong in according them due reverence. Now subtract God: what really changes? Are guide dogs any less estimable?
[2] Actually, as far as I know, I am the only one to contemplate such a religious revolution, though I suspect John Lennon would have approved of it (“I am the walrus”). I wonder what Nietzsche would have thought. From a lofty historical perspective, the Abrahamic religions might be seen as an unfortunate meme that lasted way too long—like racist supremacy, the patriarchy, and puritanical sexual repression. In a state of nature, we are natural animal worshippers (lovers, admirers).