Philosophy of Life
Philosophy of Life
I came up with the following philosophy of life as I watched the Sun rise this morning; I hope you find it as profound and apposite as I do.
We live on this fucking planet, in this fucking galaxy, surrounded by these fucking people, having evolved from these fucking animals. One day we will all fucking die, as will the planet and the Sun. Fuck.
But nothing better light years around.
It seems we can’t express the right philosophy of life without using the word “fuck”.
That F word alone maybe enough. Maybe with some vocalization and repetition.
I rather agree. I was thinking of changing “the Big Bang” to “the Big Fuck”. Or the “Fuckverse”. Human life is certainly “a major fuck”.
In the immortal words of Malcolm Tucker in The Thick Of It: it’s just one great big steaming pile of fuck.
A right load of fuck, as the prophet said.