Absurd Cults

Absurd Cults

One of the more hilarious aspects of my situation has received virtually no attention. The university actually accused me of trying to start a cult. Yes, you read that right—I am (or was) an aspiring cult leader! True, this is not against university rules, so I couldn’t be formally charged with it; but it was thrown in there as evidence of my dangerous tendencies. I am actually surprised the media and philosophy profession did not latch onto this—isn’t it juicy enough? Why would I be accused of trying to form a cult? It all has to do with my work on the hand and human nature. I had remarked to the student that we could form a cult of the hand—as a joke. I even wrote a humorous statement going into the beliefs of such a cult. Of course, there is nothing wrong with cults as such: the OED defines “cult” as “a system of religious devotion directed towards a particular figure or object”, which pretty much covers all religions. My “cult” of the hand was not intended to be religious but scientific, but the point is that it was tongue-in-cheek. Evidently, the lurid connotations of the word “cult” were sufficient to alarm university administrators. A quick word from me would have cleared the matter up, but I never had that word—also pretty funny. I lost my job (partly) because of suspicion of forming a cult. Isn’t that hilarious? Isn’t it very Monty Python? There could be a Life of Colin like the Life of Brian in which a philosophy professor loses his job (or is crucified) because he had the idea of jokingly forming a cult. You have to laugh.

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Bald Eagles and Religion

Bald Eagles and Religion

Religion is typically composed of beliefs, emotions, and practices. These are logically detachable. In particular, existential beliefs in respect of supernatural entities are not necessary to the existence of religious emotions and practices. In fact, they can undermine such emotions and practices if they are wildly implausible or rebarbative. If people find the beliefs hard to accept, they will tend to discard the other components of the religion in question. Moral: don’t build crazy beliefs into your religious system. Christianity does a lot of this, while not emphasizing emotion and practice. Buddhism does the opposite. Zoolatry asks for nothing but ordinary natural beliefs combined with attitudes, emotions, practices, and moral prescriptions. It is therefore not vulnerable to ontological doubts.

Bald eagles have been in the news lately, an account of a family of them in Colorado. A camera has been installed in their nest giving them fulltime worldwide exposure. They are watched, religiously. Just yesterday a big event occurred: a fledging took flight for the first time and we all saw it happen. There was universal celebration. It was indeed a stirring moment: the hesitation, tentative flapping, and then the launch into space and successful flight. The symbolism was obvious: the tight-knit family, growth and maturation, then bold independence in the form of actual soaring. What struck me was how easy it was for people, especially children, to become riveted and inspired by this real-life story. It would be so easy to build a religion around these experiences. But this religion wouldn’t postulate any supernatural eagles—eagle gods—but stick with the actual specimens we can all see with our own eyes. Nothing else is necessary to generate the required uplift. Don’t make the actual eagles look less than their supernatural counterparts; accept them for what they are in all their glory. And emphasize the ethical aspects of the situation—how wrong it would be to disrupt the proceedings or (heaven forbid!) kill the eagles. By all means take pictures and try to learn more about eagles. Don’t belittle or infantilize the birds. I myself own a large glossy book dedicated to eagles, covering all 68 species of them, with magnificent illustrations (The Empire of the Eagle, by Mike Unwin and David Tipling), which I have read from cover to cover. (I have similar books on whales, lizards, and butterflies.)

I would say that the Abrahamic religions have been, if anything, anti-animal, not merely neglectful of animals (some of this no doubt has to do with sex). Greek religion was too humanistic and the Abrahamic religions have been too theistic. I would describe myself as an anti-humanist and anti-theist. Animals need a place in religion—and it is entirely natural to human beings to find a place for them. The eagle readily evokes religious feelings, as recent events illustrate. I am not the first to surmise that religiously based mistreatment of animals has fed into mistreatment of other humans; and of course, much violence has sprung from religious intolerance. It isn’t the existence of religion that causes these problems, as one might be tempted to suppose; it is choosing the wrong religion. Probably, this stems from an attachment to monarchical political arrangements—politics precedes religion. Democracy has yet to include animals apart from the human animal. It is all very well to dwell on utilitarian arguments in favor of better treatment of animals, but we need a deeper basis in religious sentiment. Hence, zoolatry.[1]

[1] I don’t think it’s a good idea to make religion too formulaic and formalistic; better to keep it flexible and loose. Religion should be plastic not rigid. Too many rules spoil the spirit of it. The hippies were right about this. But I don’t subscribe to the slogan “All you need is love”; I prefer “All you need is respect for life”.

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Anger and Lust

Anger and Lust

Anger is closely related to hatred. The OED gives us “strong feeling of annoyance, displeasure, or hostility” for “anger”. For “hate” we have “intense dislike; strong aversion”. Hatred typically begins in anger at a perceived wrong; anger becomes hatred. It isn’t exactly the same as anger: there can be hatred without anger and anger without hatred. But the two are frequently found together. Anger is typically expressed in certain kinds of behavior: hostile, punitive, violent. Hitting is characteristic of it. It is therefore body-directed in its intentionality: beating a child or animal, striking someone, slapping, kicking, etc. It is an emotion hard to control, often morally bad, seeking outlet. It is dangerous. When it congeals into hatred, we have a toxic or explosive situation; the angry hate-filled person is best avoided, especially if you are the object of it. The irascible individual is not fun to be around and is roundly condemned.

Love is the opposite of hate. The OED gives us “an intense feeling of deep affection—deep romantic or sexual attachment to someone”. Here we are thinking of ordinary adult love and marriage—not more abstract forms of love with other objects (e.g., love of literature). But what is the analogue of anger in the case of love—what often precedes love or turns into love? Is it friendship or moral approval or respect? None of the above. Surely the answer is lust: first strong sexual attraction, then enduring love. There is generally a lust stage in the formation of romantic love—though lust may not lead to love in all cases. Lust and love are not identical. Lust, like anger, is a strong emotion that can easily develop into something deeper or more serious or longer-lasting. Notably, it is body-directed: the intentional object of lust is the other’s body, and characteristic forms of behavior may be predicted. In the case of anger, hitting is the indicated behavior; in the case of lust, touching is the preferred expression. Hitting and touching are powerfully present in anger and lust. A person may need to show serious self-control in order not to express the emotion in these ways, and of course not always succeed in suppressing the indicated action. Bad things can happen in both cases. What is interesting, conceptually, is the natural pairing of these emotions: love and hate going with lust and anger, along with their characteristic behavioral expression. There is a settled long-term emotion that is tied to a more episodic short-term emotion with urgent behavioral consequences. Thus, love and hate have a shared “logic” in respect of etiology and background. Anger is hatred’s lust, and lust is love’s anger. Anger and lust are functionally similar: both involve body-directed action—striking and stroking, respectively. Your body makes contact with the other’s body.

The brain must organize these reactions appropriately: it must not substitute one for the other—striking instead of stroking, or stroking instead of striking. It might get confused on occasion. Lust might come out in the shape of violence, and anger might come out in the shape of erotic touching. The two are uncomfortably similar, perhaps sharing brain circuits. Love and hate may coexist, notoriously, and anger and lust may share a deep structure. This could lead to a conflicted psyche, a Freudian frenzy or foul-up. What if the object of a person’s anger is literally identical to the object of his or her lust? That could produce a combustible situation—does the person strike or stroke, or both? Is this what “make-up sex” is all about? (Just asking.) This is dangerous territory, rooted in the architecture of the emotional system. No wonder people are so messed up.

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Darwinian Theology

Darwinian Theology

Suppose we marry zoolatry with modern evolutionary science: what kind of offspring do we get? Are the two compatible or do we get only sterility? I think they are perfectly compatible and that we deliver an attractive baby; indeed, something with considerable power—scientifically and spiritually. We get a Darwinian religion, a science of the divine. Am I talking about miraculous spiritual energies controlling evolution, with God firmly in the cockpit? I am not. There is no God in this religion or anything supernatural: we just have animal organisms evolving by means of Darwinian natural selection and gene propagation.[1] This is a scientific religion—and I mean orthodox science. My point is that sound biological science, as atheistic as you wish, is not incompatible with a religion built around animals. We can regard animals as sacred, divine, holy, venerable, and absolutely fabulous without giving up on Darwinian science; we just have to detach those adjectives from God-centered religion. We may view animals as god-like but not godly; they resemble (non-existent) gods in certain ways without being actually gods. The OED gives the following for “divine”: “of, from, or like God or a god”: to be divine is to be like a god, i.e., as “excellent, delightful” as a god. The intuitive idea is that animals can be (and often are) regarded as deserving of reverence, awe, and admiration—religiously, in a word. But notsupernaturally. We can even think of them as having souls or spirits–though not as capable of surviving death in a disembodied form. We are not going full Cartesian dualist about animals. Nor do we suppose that they were created ab initio by God; rather, we follow orthodox Darwinian evolution by mutation and natural selection. There is no supernatural metaphysics, but there is cultural religiosity. Zoolatry is atheistic and anti-supernatural, but it is also religiously tinged (iconography, rituals, ethical attitudes, “mystical” emotions, places of worship, devotional communities). We have the trappings of typical religions but without the baggage. There is nothing self-contradictory or spooky about any of this.

According to this religion, animals evolved from inorganic matter many millions of years ago, then proliferated by blind natural selection, eventually producing us (and whatever happens in the future). Darwin was the messiah of this religion (Wallace was his John the Baptist). The Origin of Species is the New Testament of the zoolatrical religion (the Old Testament consists of the Creationist guff that preceded Darwin). But Darwin didn’t know it all; he had no idea about genetics. Here is where things get interesting in zoolatrical circles: how do genes figure in the new (actually very old) religion? I’m not going to beat about the bush: they play the role of God. For genes are the hub, the driver, the architect of the animal world. I won’t argue for this position here; it has been done already by better men than me. I am concerned with interpretation: what is the religiousmeaning of the gene? Simple: genes are regarded as sacred in this religion. You could write a book called The Sacred Gene. Genes are objects of veneration, awe, gratitude, amazement, worship. They make animals! Us, too, but we are talking here about a religion of (non-human) animal worship (fascination, esteem, love). The genes are the gods of scientific zoolatry—the masters, the creative agents. That double helix rules the biological universe. We would describe DNA as miraculous if that word were in our naturalistic vocabulary—miraculous-seeming anyway. Without genes there would be no biological world; no butterflies, bees, or beavers. Nothing to get excited about. Also, genes are not selfish in the sense that they produce selfish animals; on the contrary, they produce unselfish animals where genetic relatives are concerned. The things animals do for their offspring! Genes are also immortal like gods: the vehicle perishes when the animal dies, but the genes live on in perpetuity. My genes will still be here long after my body and soul have shuffled off this mortal coil. So, in the religion of zoolatry genes will be granted a special place of honor—lovingly depicted, sung about, praised, commemorated. The Sistine chapel will have a different ceiling: an array of chemicals dividing and growing, with glorious animals springing up everywhere. The genes play the generative role traditionally ascribed to God: they are “holy spirit” of living things—though entirely chemical in nature. The science of genes thus occupies a central place in the bible of zoolatry. And notice the plural: not a single superlative Gene but many different genes—polytheistic not monotheistic. If you want a proof of their existence, you need nothing more than a good microscope to look through: DNA molecules are small but in principle visible. Of course, their workings are rather inscrutable—they work in “mysterious ways”—but we can be sure that there is nothing else in there calling the shots. Animals are rather inscrutable too, as far as we are concerned, but no one doubts their existence; mystery just adds to their religious appeal. Thus, the theology of zoology is plain sailing; nothing spooky to worry about, no miraculous resurrections or virgin births—just good old biological reproduction. This is astonishing enough—much better than that loaves-and-fishes caper, or the walking-on-water stunt. This is whole animals arising from little eggs, fish becoming mammals, etc. The genes are quite enough to inspire and amaze. Butterflies are icing on the cake.[2]

Did early man get the idea of the gods from observing animals? Did he magnify the remarkable traits of animals into something transcending the natural order? That seems like a plausible hypothesis—where else could he get the god idea? He observes the excellence, power, perfection, awesomeness, and beauty of animals and projects it into the idea of a superior being with similar attributes—a kind of eagle-man perhaps. He has already deified the Sun and this is a natural progression of thought. He really has no idea of what these deities might be like apart from their animal and celestial models. If so, the content of early god-centered religions is based on acquaintance with animals. It is therefore no great stretch to convert more recent religions into nature-based religions—solar or animal. Then we shall want to conjoin them with whatever we have discovered scientifically about the natural world. Hence, Darwinian religion with its accompanying theology. Part of that theology is that there are no gods (or God) in the usual sense, but it is accepted that we can have god surrogates—remembering that the gods were originally based on animals anyway. It has always been animals in our deep religious psychology, in so far as that psychology has any intelligible content (thus the mammalian being with a long beard of old-school theology). It is true that we are not going to be able to derive our morality from observation of animal behavior, but that idea is no worse than trying to make gods our moral yardstick, as Socrates pointed out long ago. What we really need is a type of religion that meshes with current science (and philosophy); and Darwinian zoolatry seems to fit the bill nicely. The selfish gene meets the sacred gene.[3]

[1] See my “Animal Worship” and “Beastly Religion”.

[2] The zoological theology of parasites has a problem, however, since we don’t tend to regard parasites with any awe or affection. They might be viewed as the demons of the biological world, on the principle that a religion needs its villains as well as its heroes. I will remain agnostic on the question of parasite divinity.

[3] This perspective enables us to interpret the book of the dead carried by the genes as constituting a sacred text: it informs us of times long past when life was at an earlier stage. The genes tell a story akin to biblical stories, but there is no God or gods in this story. The genes have their book of Genesis.

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Beastly Religion

Beastly Religion

I was watching a documentary about insects last night (Bugs that Rule the World). I was interested to discover that bugs are big in Japan, particularly butterflies, fireflies, and stag beetles (kids have them as pets). Butterflies are prized for their beauty, elegance, and otherworldliness. The attitude is vaguely religious (actually not so vague). Now that’s something religious I can get behind. In Japan, Shintoism and Buddhism are the main religions, with very little Christianity (or Abrahamic religion generally). These religions dispense with the supernatural, being more centered on nature and religious practices like meditation.  There is no need to tie yourself up in knots trying to believe in supernatural beings and miracles about resurrection and the like. There is nothing incredible or absurd about revering butterflies and finding them super-cool. And they do perform some remarkable feats: metamorphosis and lengthy migration, in particular. Both are impressive and suggest super-human abilities. You can imagine early man finding out about these things and being mightily impressed: humans can’t transform themselves like that, or fly great distances to unknown lands. If someone told you they were little spirits, you might be inclined to believe them—though you might wonder what “spirits” are. At the least the butterfly would strike you as powerfully symbolic and beautifully designed, capable of lifting your spirits on a dull depressing day. You might wax poetic about little angels in flight and the miracle of nature.

The bee, too, has excited a good deal of human admiration. We depend on the bee for pollination. News of the decline of bees is met with sadness and apprehension. Who does not love the bumble bee? And this is just the world of insects! In Japan, evidently, atheism is happily combined with zoolatry—indeed, insectolatry. And the Japanese are fine upstanding people—educated, intelligent, civilized, polite. They are not savages stuck in primitive religious beliefs and attitudes. They are not superstitious gulls or simple-minded Neanderthals. Maybe they know something we don’t know. If you survey the countries of the world, the least religious include Sweden, Norway, and Denmark (also Vietnam as it turns out): these countries are not populated by uncivilized cavemen (and cavewomen). The most religious country in the world is apparently Saudi Arabia, hardly a model of advanced civilization. I suggest that atheism is a good start on a more realistic form of religion; from that you may ascend to zoolatry, even to lepidoptry. You will find yourself in the company of none other than Vladimir Nabokov and other atheistic butterfly-lovers. All you need to do is look with religious eyes at the natural world—eyes of wonder, reverence, affection, delight. David Attenborough is clearly a religious maniac, though not in the Abrahamic sense–and I have my suspicions about Richard Dawkins, an obvious religious zealot. Me too: I think nature is worth worshipping, loving, celebrating. I believe I could have converted Christopher Hitchens to the fold: he too had a religious center.[1] We are all deeply religious souls (I also have a religious soft spot for logic). We are not fanatics; we don’t preach damnation for the butterfly-indifferent (though we deplore butterfly-killers). Our religion is a gentle, forgiving, joyful religion; we have no hell reserved for those who refuse to bow down and worship animals. We don’t advocate hellfire for the skeptical; we merely feel sad for them. When John Lennon sang about an ideal world “with no religion too” we give him the benefit of the doubt—he hadn’t imagined a religion of butterflies, bees, and birds. No more God and the Devil, just nature in all its magnificence. But not humans, oh no: our zoolatry doesn’t extend to the human species. For humans are hard to love: we don’t admire and extol humans as a species, or regard them as above the grubby world of greed and nastiness. In this we follow tradition: there has never been a religion whose sacred objects are human beings—even the Greek gods were a cut above us. We have never self-worshipped and with good reason. We aspire to be something better than ourselves: a religion of people would be a dismal business, a pointless exercise. You don’t get a religious feeling when entering a mall or standing on the subway. Sometimes we try to elevate movie stars and the like, but it always ends in disappointment and disillusionment. The human is no god, ever. You might think that in our vanity we would make a religion of ourselves and judge all other religions as inferior: but we are not that stupid. We traditionally stick to worshipping other species and supposed supernatural beings. The choice is then really between zoolatry and theism—butterflies or gods. It is hard to have no religion at all—nothing to merit one’s devotion and call forth one’s better nature. We need something to take us out of ourselves—as art can do, or music, or science, or even logic. Insects can perform this service too. So I applaud the Japanese for their religious insight.[2]

[1] Oliver Sacks was clearly a nature-worshipper, from metals to ferns to cuttlefish—also an atheist. His feelings about nature were undeniably religious. I think even so staunch a non-believer as Jonathan Miller could have been brought round to zoolatry by stressing the art-historical dimension.

[2] What would a church of zoolatry look like? I picture butterfly-themed stained-glass windows and butterfly robes (or T-shirts). Bee sculptures would be nice. Soft furry benches, not hard wooden ones. Plenty of light, not gloomy. An air of the outdoors.

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Explicable Knowledge

Explicable Knowledge

Suppose I don’t know where my phone is; it could be in a number of places in the house. I look around and find it on top of my desk, thereby coming to know that my phone is on my desk. This is a paradigm case of perceptual knowledge—knowledge by means of the senses. It is characteristic of such knowledge that I also know how I know—the means, the method. I don’t just suddenly know, inexplicably. I know that I know the fact in question by using my eyes to search the house and eventually see the phone sitting on my desk. I know that I moved my body through space and let the external world act on my senses so as to produce experiences of kinds that I also know. I know that I saw the phone from a particular angle, in a certain light, at a specific time. I know what led up to the knowledge, its preconditions and procedures. I have first-person explicable knowledge—knowledge of how such knowledge is produced, in general and in particular. It is no mystery to me. It gives me confidence in the belief I formed about the whereabouts of my phone.  So it is with what we are pleased (and proud) to call empirical knowledge in general—a posteriori knowledge, if we prefer the Latin (and its associated italics).[1]

But the same is not true of all knowledge. Suppose I know that 2+2=4 or that everything is self-identical or that bachelors are not married: do I know how I know these things? I do not. I could say “By reason alone”, but that is like saying I know where my phone is “by perception”: there is no detail, no explanation, just a general formula. There is nothing corresponding to walking around the house, casting my eyes this way and that, letting the world act on my senses (I could also feel my way around if it’s dark). I don’t know how I know—in fact, there is nothing like the procedures that led to my phone knowledge. I am inclined to say I just know, inexplicably (it is “self-evident”). My knowledge of mathematics, logic, and analytic truth operates in the absence of an accompanying knowledge-how. Movements of the body are not involved; nor is environmental causality. What we are pleased (and proud) to call Pure Reason has need of none of this: it proceeds in a vacuum, as it were. There is no knowledge of how the knowledge is produced. We have a first-person blank here, while in the case of perceptual knowledge we have an embarrassment of riches.

This enables us to make the following pronouncement: a posteriori knowledge is explicable knowledge and a priori knowledge is inexplicable knowledge—that is, to the agent or subject. The first kind of knowledge is knowledgeably known, but not the second kind; it is unknowledgeably known. Thus, the latter is a mystery-to-the-knower. We don’t understand how we come to have such knowledge. It is a kind of ignorant knowledge, though this doesn’t detract from its status as knowledge. The epistemic lack is higher-order: it concerns knowledge of knowledge. Conceivably, it could be the other way round: inexplicable perceptual knowledge (perhaps a bit like blindsight) and explicable rational knowledge (but what would this be like?); in any case, as things are, this is the way things line up. Predictably, the situation provokes suspicion of the a priori: it smacks too much of unsupported intuition, mere stabs in the dark. It would be nice if we could fit it under the sensory umbrella, as covertly perception-based; then it would enjoy the procedural transparency of perceptual knowledge. Some may say there can be no such thing, or that it amounts to vacuous tautology. And one can appreciate the motivation; there is a real asymmetry here, to the seeming detriment of the a priori (but see below). The a priori already seemed suspect from an objective explanatory point of view (mysterious in its operations); now we see that its first-person epistemology leaves much to be desired. The subject doesn’t know how he knows what he knows, yet he is convinced that he knows. This kind of suspicion will spill over into neighboring areas like introspective and ethical knowledge. For here too we find no clear analogue of the perceptual case: how do I know that I am in pain or have a particular belief, and how do I know ethical propositions? Not by moving my body around and deploying my senses, not by causal interactions and sensory impressions. Rather, I just know, inexplicably. Thus, some people question whether there is really knowledge in these cases—hence expressivist theories. If the subject can’t say how he knows, he doesn’t really know; and if he doesn’t know, there is no fact to be known. A lot of philosophy hangs on the asymmetry in question.

But an irony intrudes: if perceptual knowledge comes with knowledge of how it is acquired and justified, the question must arise of whether the means we use are up to the task. Hence skepticism. Brains in vats could use the same methods, or appear to. But not so for a priori knowledge: if no means are used, then there is nothing to criticize. Thus, a priori knowledge has been traditionally regarded as exempt from skepticism—not brain-in-vattable. It allows for (justified) certainty. Since it is first-person inexplicable, we can’t ask how good the explanation really is: what is not attempted cannot be faulted. A priori knowledge may be mysterious and inexplicable, but it cannot be accused of using shoddy methods, as a posteriori knowledge can be. We have a kind of Mexican stand-off: guns drawn but no victory, because what the a priori gains in certainty it loses in explicability, while the a posteriori can claim explicability only at the price of skepticism. This has been the basic layout of epistemology since Plato’s time: empirical knowledge makes sense but is open to skepticism, while rational knowledge is hard to make sense of but is not open to skepticism. The senses are fallible, so empiricism faces skepticism; reason is not similarly fallible, so it is (relatively) immune to skepticism. But rationalism is up to its neck in mystery (first-person and third-person), while having an easier time with skepticism. There is no obvious way out of this maze, as the last two thousand years testify.[2]

[1] This view of perceptual knowledge is defended by Michael Ayers (my old supervisor) in Knowing and Seeing: Groundwork for a New Empiricism (2019). I have not had the opportunity to read this book, but I have gathered the basic thesis from the book’s blurb. It is pretty straightforward.

[2] I first wrote about this topic in my MA thesis in psychology in 1972 and have returned to it intermittently.

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Good False Theories

Good False Theories

In what does the goodness of false philosophical theories consist? How can a theory be good and yet false? To be good a theory must have certain attributes: clarity, simplicity, interestingness, the ability to solve problems, integration with other theories, and explanatory power. Generally, it avoids mystery and provides a reduction of some sort. To be true, a theory must state the facts, capture how things actually are, correspond to reality. These two properties are not mutually entailing: theories can be good but not true and true but not good. In physics quantum theory is true but not good, and Descartes’ vortex theory is good but not true: quantum theory lacks a clear interpretation and is full of mysteries, and it turns out there are no vortices controlling celestial movements. In philosophy we have cases in which the theory has many attractive features but is clearly not true, and in some cases true but lacking in other desirable qualities. I will mention two theories that illustrate these points.

Phenomenalism is a good theory by the criteria stated: it is clear, simple, interesting, problem-solving, reductive, and non-trivial. It tells us what a material object is without invoking such concepts as substance and matter, and it links objects with our experience of objects, thus refuting skepticism. The trouble is that it is clearly a false theory: conditionals about sense experience are neither necessary nor sufficient for statements about physical objects. There would be objects even if there had never been any sense experiences. And this is perfectly obvious: therefore, phenomenalism is false, despite its theoretical virtues. This is typical of philosophical theories. Notice that rejecting phenomenalism leaves us theoretically bereft: now we have to face skepticism again, and we have to make sense of concepts like substance and matter. We are left with a true theory that isn’t a good theory, i.e., one that lacks the theoretical virtues we seek. Often, the theory we are left with has mysterious elements (like Newton’s theory of gravitation—true but “occult”).

The second example is truth-conditional theories of meaning: these are formally well-defined, they reduce meaning to truth, and they don’t introduce concepts that defy clear treatment. Tarski-style semantics is a case in point. The trouble is that such theories are manifestly false, because truth conditions are insufficient for meaning—sameness of reference is not the same as sameness of meaning. But if we abandon such theories, we find ourselves in murky waters with no workable theory to guide us. It is much the same with other philosophical issues: theories of moral value, theories of number, theories of mind, theories of necessity, etc. The true theory seems not be a good theory, and the good theory looks far from the truth. This is the characteristically philosophical dilemma: implausible reduction versus mysterious anti-reduction. The good seems to be the enemy of the true, and vice versa.

What should we do? Keep looking for good theories but bear in mind that true theories are often not very good. Platonism in mathematics is arguably true, but it leaves a host of problems in its wake—not least how we can know mathematics. Moral realism makes us nervous (rightly so), but moral anti-realism makes us angry—because it is so far from morality as we intuitively understand it. We can see it’s not true, but we have no alternative that leaves us free of worry. The only reason we believe the theories we do is that we want to avoid the alternative. Would anyone willingly be a materialist unless the alternative were worse? Truth and goodness don’t march in step in philosophy: the better the theory the less true it is apt to be. It would be great, theoretically, if the universe were as Berkeley describes, or if there were nothing but physical particles; but these theories have the disadvantage of falsehood. And the same goes for all the other theories that have occurred to philosophers throughout the ages.[1]

[1] I can’t think of a single theory in philosophy that I think is both true and good: the truth always seems problematic, and the good always seems unrealistic. In science, by contrast, truth and goodness generally go together—as with Darwin and Copernicus. It is rare in science to find a theory that is true but theoretically deficient, or false but theoretically sound.

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False Good Ideas

False Good Ideas

There should be a category of false good ideas: ideas that are clever and appealing but clearly false. These ideas will tend to catch on despite their obvious falsity, because they appear to solve problems. Most of philosophy is made up of these ideas; they might be said to constitute the subject. I don’t think this is necessarily a bad thing: it is good to see what the options are and what their faults may be. Discovering the truth is another matter. Science isn’t like this—it regularly comes up with true good ideas (though sometimes false ones). There ought to be a prize for the best false good idea in philosophy. Of course, they are not generally recognized as false at the time of their promulgation; in retrospect, however, it seems obvious and we wonder how people could have been taken in. I will make a list.

I don’t think there are any false good ideas in Plato and Aristotle (I’m not counting his physics), because I don’t think any of their ideas are obviously and demonstrably false, and many are good. But the category comes into its own in the modern period, beginning with Descartes. Surely, his substance dualism, though attractive and ingenious, is clearly false—today it is scarcely necessary to argue the point (the pineal gland says it all). Empiricism is manifestly false, though enormously appealing—simple, commonsensical, unmysterious, monolithic. Wouldn’t it be great if all knowledge were simply a carbon copy of the senses? We could all go home and play backgammon. Unfortunately, the problems are staring us in the face, particularly the problem posed by a priori knowledge. By contrast, rationalism is true but not so good—because it has no decent account of how innate knowledge arises and has an air of mystery about it (God gets wheeled in). Honorable mention goes to Berkeley for his theistic idealism: extremely clever, theoretically impressive, but not remotely credible. Almost magnificently false. For a while, these false but good ideas dominated the philosophical landscape, as they were absorbed, refined, and then steadily criticized (Thomas Reid was a dissenting voice). It wasn’t until the twentieth century that new brilliantly false ideas hit the airwaves. Frege was an early exponent of the brilliantly false, though his ideas were never mainstream (and many of his ideas are not clearly false). I am thinking of his ontology of functions and objects—concepts as unsaturated entities, truth-values as objects. Personally, I have been entranced by these theories and I recommend that everyone study them (even construction workers), but they are not exactly shining examples of indisputable truth. Is The False really an object like your kitchen table? Now consider Wittgenstein: the picture theory of meaning is a delightful theory, resolving many a vexing problem, but it is not exactly manifestly true. The tautology theory of necessary truth is also wide of the mark, though certainly appealing. The distinction between saying and showing has not worn well, though arresting enough. Russell’s theory of descriptions is extremely clever, but has been subject to serious criticism; it is no longer regarded as irrefutably true. Nor has Russell’s mathematical logicism stood the test of time, despite its prima facie appeal. Logical atomism withered long ago.

But it was logical positivism that specialized in palpable outright falsity. The reason this was not recognized is that it is an extremely good theory, judged by the standards of philosophy. It solves so many problems! It refutes traditional religion, demolishes troublesome metaphysics, offers a deflationary theory of a prioriknowledge, and for good measure puts ethics on a sound emotional footing (supposedly). What’s not to like? You just have to swallow the falsehoods and foolishness (is every unverifiable proposition really meaningless?). The positivist emperor had no clothes, but he sure talked a good game. Admit it, we have all been tempted by logical positivism at one time or another (I believed it in my youth for at least 24 hours). It’s a great theory, just not too hot in the truth department. Similarly for its descendants and fellow-travelers: pragmatism, instrumentalism, conventionalism, confirmational holism, and the like. The doctrine of phenomenalism was ingenious and exciting, but it collapsed like a house of cards in short order. Behaviorism suffered the same fate after an initial surge of enthusiasm. Now we wonder how these doctrines could have been believed so fervently, forgetting the lure of the novel and fashionable. And the doctrines had clear philosophical payoffs—it wasn’t just shiny objects and false hopes. More recently, we have had the causal theory of knowledge and reference, the token identity theory, Tarski-type truth theories, functionalism, possible worlds semantics, meaning externalism, experimental philosophy, panpsychism, supervenience, zombies, virtue ethics, epistemology and metaphysics naturalized (have I forgotten anything?). All these are goodtheories in that they purport to solve philosophical problems, or at least move the needle forward: they give us something to think about, to pin our hopes on. I see their appeal, I really do. But are they true? Do they seemtrue? Don’t we see a pattern of failure, of hopes dashed? There was a time when many people saw in Wittgenstein’s Philosophical Investigations a path to philosophical enlightenment, but those days are past. The initial excitement wore off, just as it has throughout philosophical history. Maybe we can find some truth in these ideas, but we don’t find complete and final truth. We don’t find philosophical closure. This is not a counsel of despair, but it is a warning against premature and rash optimism. The good is not the same as the true. Let’s by all means keep looking for good theories, but let’s not get too carried away by them. Curb your enthusiasm, as the philosopher once advised.[1]

[1] You might have wondered why that philosopher (Larry David) called his comedy series “Curb Your Enthusiasm”, given that this title seems to have nothing to do with the content of the shows. A more descriptive title might have been “Be Careful What You Say” or “Watch Your Step”. Larry never shows any enthusiasm for anything he does, yet he still gets into hot water all the time. I choose to believe that he is expressing his general philosophy of life: Don’t get too carried away, don’t believe everything you hear, don’t succumb to the latest dogma, don’t suspend your rational faculties. Philosophers, like everyone else, need to curb their enthusiasm.

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